my ideal weight is the weight of me holding eight puppies
so i got to rehearsal early today (like always) and i was talking to one of my favorite little buddies when my director comes up to me and goes “someone left their coat here last week… is it yours?” when i said “no” he looked over and saw my coat lying on the seat and was like “oh, nevermind” and i said “i could probably fit in it, though” so i took it from him and tried it on it fit pretty well
turns out it was a size 10-12 and belonged to one of the little girls in our show
Beauty or brains?
Fuck that, it’s not a dichotomy. Let’s not act like mascara glues girls eyes so shut that they can’t read a word of Dickens or solve a trig problem. Let’s talk about how no boy has ever been asked if he’d rather get his Bachelor’s or get married; no boy has ever been told that he’s too handsome to run for office. So why cover up my tits so you can take me seriously?
Beauty or brains? I’ll take ‘em all, thanks.
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
This. This is how you break down ableist barriers. This is incredible for the deaf and for the custies. I would love to learn sign language, and I would learn it faster if it was standing between me and booze
this is so important
perks of having your best friend as your neighbor
j a g g e d vacance thick with ice.
i could see for miles,
*cries violently* mY CHILDHOOD
it gives us hope
CAN THEY REDO THIS SHOW WERE THEYRE ALL IN COLLEGE